uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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  • father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

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commanderrogers:

“uh oh” i whispered as i began to ship it

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goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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