destroy-wifi:

in books the nerdy girl always turn pretty and gets the hot popular guy

in real life I am still ugly and the hot popular guy doesn’t talk to me

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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telapathetic:

i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly

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c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

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futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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attackonromney:

nash grier in a few months

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reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

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